Monday, 19 May 2014


Hello! I am going to tell you some jokes
that you might like so read carefully
and please leave a comment!

1.) How does a banker get rich?
He makes a lot of dough.

2.) Did you hear about Cinderella being thrown netball team?
No why was that?
Because she kept on running away from the ball.

3.) Where does an otter put its money?
In a river bank.

4.) Why are you swimming on your back?
Because you never told us to swim on a full stomach.

5.) Why does the ocean roar?
It has crabs in its bed.

6.) Why did the egg say to the cook?
You crack me up.

7.) Knock Knock
Who's There
Obie Who?
Oh be quite & open the door.

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